1. For the tape-measure stem, cut two 2-1⁄2"lengths from the tape measure. Glue a 1⁄4x2-1⁄2" strip of cardstock between the two lengths. Glue in place.
2. For the artificial-flower stem, tie a small bunch of flowers and leaves with a length of pearl cotton. Glue in place.
3. Sew buttons in place for eyes. Glue the noses in place.